He he he
Oh sh** he's here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch so that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty f**in nice i haven't seen whoa, you all right there?
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain't seen nothin like that since sh**, like back in the
Mother f**er
You want my couch
You mother f**er
I need your muther f**in brain
You can't have my couch
What da the f** you thinking
Now come here you big fat muther f**er get on the table
I was never popular this i'll admit f** school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till i'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that sh** never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free time
Well were my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck cluck cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha sh** yeah
But im still lonely i need a homie
So i collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But f** that i got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe shut up b**h
Give me your tippie toes
I used some many body parts it was crazy
I k**ed a whole bunch of muther f**er like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
Keep it down you little b**hes i'll skin your f**in hide
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow i gotta attach this nut sack
sh** f** i'm sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low
Or better yet look out the f**in window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the dugish rugish bone
Ok it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
f** sh** didn't work
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck ready out side i'm gonna go ahead
Oh muther f**o what you'd hit me
With a f**in frying pan or somethin
What the f**,
You crazy muther f**o ow that sh** hurts
Come here
I'm gonna f** you up
Get back here
He's trying to k** me
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But f** that uhh cause i ain't no failure
I put the sh** with the veins and snip that wait a minute
You here that
Yeah
It's alive i just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rock and lime
Pour it in the cup and give it to his a** wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man f** that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly a** face up almost like mine
I see him twitching i'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this sh**
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
Shaggy?
What up y'all?
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity (3x)