We' ve got funhouses,murder go rounds House of horrors,and wax museums Tunnels of love,terror wheels House of mirrors and k**ing fields Verse 1:Violent J Aaah sh**! Damn bitty bam Im violent j and I f**ed your mom And im leadin this spectacle in your town We got magic and voodoo and wicked clownz If people dont like these juggalo's You can take these nuts and juggle those If your scared to sleep With your parents under the covers I'll hex all three of you muthaf**as We got b**hes with bearded faces Hunchback acrobatic mental cases Serial murderin phsychopatchic's And little rednecks with hatchets,chop!!! In detroit we don't love tha crypt But that don't mean I won't b**h smack that lip We got full blood people ? Welcome to the greatest show on earth Chorus: (everyone come see the greatest show) Invite everybody that you know (come and be down with the clownz) Give it to me The magical thug carnival's in town Repeat Verse 2:Shaggy 2 Dope Im shaggy the clown And I dont give f**s I push old ladies out infront of mac trucks I picked your daughter up,never in need Dropped her off in the mornin smellin like weed f** chief simmons and his drunk a** clique And every other rock band that stole my sh** We real juggalo's With the dead we dance And i'll kick your a** through your leather pants I'mma wizard I sold wicked hex's And made your nutsac bigger than texas And as you cry how fragile it gets I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that b**h I'mma circus sideshow faygo fool So f** video shows and lalapalooza Your girl from a world five under the dirt
Bring you the greatest show on earth,b**h! Chorus(2X's) Violent J: Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (c'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (c'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (c'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Everybody come,everybody come,everybody Verse 3:violent j & shaggy 2 dope (violent j)-next time it strikes on the chosen chord Spike clark puts it all through his ? board Me and shaggy recite the forbidden pa** That tell you that they're comin for your b**h a** (shaggy 2 dope)-how can you tell if they're out to get ya Look in the mirror See a clown that wit ya First you see him next second he's gone That can only mean that it won't be long (violent j)-we did it I'm still keepin it real Put triple dog dates on ferris wheels Strap my coffin up to em and roll You can tell I'm comin cuz I shake the floor! (shaggy 2 dope)-tell your b**h a** mama that she can s** my dick You see it got so crazy up wit my sh** (b**h) Nothin could stop us Nothin on earth Now witness the greatest show on earth! Chorus(2X's) (muthaf**a!!!) Violent j w/backround vocals: Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (c'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (c'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (c'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Everybody come,everybody come,everybody Chorus until end