I've got a crush and it's crushing me to d**h,
Smashing my mind and stealing my breath,
Switching up the music it's getting pretty loud,
Like a five foot six gorilla jumping from the crowd.
Impossible's wuss-corp,
Pick it up! take position!
We're coming in low on a top-secret mission!
Bombadeer,
Direct hit!
Kamikaze screaming fit,
My girl's taking over the pit!
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!
(x4)
Getting in the ring she's a real prize fighter,
Rosy red cheeks, pull your teeth out with pliers.
Load her up, co*k her back, take aim and shoot her,
Just like kung-fu she's a bad motor scooter!
Impossible's wuss-corp,
Pick it up! take position!
We're coming in low on a top-secret mission!
Bombadeer,
Direct hit!
Kamikaze screaming fit,
My girl's taking over the pit!
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!
(x3)