*(Verse 1)*
Let me get that needle, pa** it
When it comes to the get high, baby I'm a junky ba*tard
The fastest, And now my stomach's empty
Let me get a dozen bagels and a ???
Now please arrest me, officer
Cause I started lookin' in the Nautica
Polo, Tommy Hillfiger sweater
Mr. Woody Harrilson couldn't do no better
I'm Natural Born to the motherf**in' letter
For pleasure, I dig out your brain like treasure
Take your blood pressure, examine, measure
Discover, twenty years ago I f**ed your mother
I'm a born junky, I'll never recover
*(Chorus)* 2x
Let me get that needle, pa** it, when it comes to bein' the dope fiend
Kid I got's to have it
Let me get that needle, pa** it, when it comes to the get high
Baby I'm a junky ba*tard
*(Verse 2)*
I be gettin' voodoo raw like Greek s**
I'm searchin' for six chicks wit' sloppy tits hangin' off their chests
f** kickin' flavor in your ear
I'd rather kick you in your f**in' c*nt, then rip off your bra**iere
I'm here, Mr. I-double-L-B-I double L, puffin' on a nick a crack in my jail-cell
They pay me well for my services
When I murder kids, I orgasm
Then I get rid of the evidence
Left up on the scene of the crime
I spit back inside of my mouth when I rhyme
Bloody, little punk a**, rudy-dudy
Let me get your crack-rock and all your money
Sonny, I'm a f**in' sicky
I'm a six-inch it in then toss you in the lake like Ricki
Illin' like a handy-capped spaz
Peep the soup-ba**, rippin' out the frame of your a**
*(Chorus)* 2x
*(Verse 3)*
Walkin' through the rain, I saw you
You were holdin' hands, I'm startin' to feel like Orange Juice Jones
I don't really care if you just returned your gla**es
I'm a take a butcher knife to your sorry a**es
As I fantasize about pizza-pies wit' human
Body parts n sh**, get your f**in' throat slit
Cause I'm a modern crazy guy, you're all gonna die
So why even bother actin' fly on the plane to Chicago
Call Hertz rent a rental car
Think your crazy cause you got a scar
Think again, I'll cut you again
I'm a put that doody-ca**erole inside of your mother's oven
*(Chorus)* 2x