I be getting backrubs in backrooms of S&M clubs I'm on d**, during s** I use an*l beads and bu*t plugs I'm holding hookers dooty holes hostage I spend my nights on 42nd street searching for chicks that into bondage Torture tactics I practice, tear up your mattress Kidnap an actress, than activate my raiding plastics My zany antics keep the ladies frantic And when I sadomise a secretary I'm very romantic It must be all the medial substances, cigarettes and black coffee I'm smoking crack rocklets with morpheme I guess she would say I'm a junkie One sprinkle of coke on my co*k and I'm feeling ma** funky I'd like to be a role model Picture me on the screen with a bloody butcher knife and a Bacardi bottle People go think "What were they thinking?" But then who would'a thought that O.J. Simpson would turn into Joeeeel Rifkin Welcome to the Orgy of the Damned Welcome to the Orgy of the Damned Orgy of the Damned Welcome to the Orgy of the Damned Experience all your lusts and fantasies first hand I'm searching for hitchhiking virgins Yeah, you know, the type of girl that's down for like what ever's your perversion She's got the itch but doesn't know quite how to scratch it
So I'm slipping the b**h amoeba during a surgic acid To cause a Cumshot Bonanza The way I'm getting all up in that a** you'd think I was a case of colon cancer Plus I'm diseased in the mental And when I'm feeling stressed I inject direct to my left ventricle Pumping fluids containing pharmaceuticals to keep me kooky Some people would describe my vibe as spooky Or freaky, cause I be kinkier than Ludfried Kamel The p**y vandal, sticking my fingers in for samples (Chorus X2) I'm doing the type of s** that pimps do Cherry girls be hanging out my hat like I was down with Eazy-E's crew Creeping through public transportation turnals Looking for alcoholic s*uts willing to use their mouths as urinals I like a really touchy-feely 3 girls and some baby oil squirming on my pastropedic suite Some and join in by a cult of love I'll initiate you with some anastatics and a rubber glove I get my kicks from watching chick flicks European women shooting around out their lactating tits Now that's what I call entertainment Some into the Orgy of the Damned and free yourselves from the enslaaaavements (Chorus X 2) Soya juice