Call your lawyer friend
He's a winner and
He'll get you through the night
They'll change their minds
Behind enemy lines
And give out fifty-dollar advice
They voted you in
You're the choice of the people
Hey, boy, what you gonna say?
They voted you in
You're the talk of the nation
Now we're betting on your a**a**ination
Don't look down you might
See the bottom and
The bottom is about to drop out
And as you scrape, crawl
Steal more, squeal
Virtue son, is all that you got
You've gone from
High-powered and well-schooled
To deflowered retool
To well-bred, well-fed, yeah
It's been well said you're well-read
High-strung, well-hung
A winner from stern to stem
They voted you in
As the pride of the nation
Hey boy, what you gonna say?
They voted you in
As the talk of the nation
Now we're drinking to your a**a**ination
Yeah, we're drinking to your a**a**ination
Assa**ination, a**a**ination, a**a**ination
Your a**a**ination
Assa**ination, a**a**ination, a**a**ination
Your a**a**ination