I've had a lot of potatoes
Enough for the whole year.
Oh these potatoes,
And fall is nowhere near.
Yes, i do eat a lot of things,
Over the course of a year.
And i eat a lot of courses.
Over the course of every meal.
Give me your meat,
Your tallow, and more
And i will eat,
And swallow it, for sure.
Fill my grave with giblets,
And my brain with fancy cheese.
I'll be aged sweet as bourbon,
Keep me frozen, with frozen peas.