[Liz:] Hey you there, with that face in the mirror What the hell are you looking at? No, really, who are you there to judge me? You're exactly like me, but flat I'm the one who has to live this life Grab the happiness that comes my way So I'm gonna say What the f**? Stay the night There's a chance that it will all be all right It's possible I'm pushing this a little too far But it's not like things can get a whole lot worse than they are I'm not running on a streak of good luck So what the f**? [Beth:] Another day of saving the planet One more night of nothing but tears And Stephen plays dumb, surprised that I want him Like we haven't been flirting for years And I know that I was out of bounds It was me, somehow, on the attack But then he kissed me back
What the f**? What's the deal? Can I ever just feel what I feel? I'm accomplished and I'm funny, I've got wisdom and wit And a taste for certain men who will treat me like sh** So romance has again run amok Oh - what the f**? What the f**? What'd I do? How'd I end up lying naked with you? I was stone cold stupid sober, so I can't blame the drink I was needy, I was greedy, and I just didn't think That's a lie - I thought about it a lot I had lots of warning thoughts I forgot Just another bad decision, I guess Just another pile of crap in the mess But I've managed to involve my best friend Will my trail of sad mistakes ever end? 'Cause I'm starting to suspect that I'm stuck Like a schmuck And I s** What the f**?