Intro - Look at this. This is an aspen. You can tell this is an aspen tree because of the way it is
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Chiefing on the bowl and cheesing on the mic
That's what we do when we hit the pipe
Yea baby our crew be flying kites
Come on and take a ride with us tonight
[Verse 1: Big Burn]
Chilling at my house with Beals and Jake p
I sit and watch while they pour me some greens
This stupid random s*ut asks me for a piece
Shut the f** up fore u get slapped out ya seat
This b**h can't get enough of me
Watch me blow my load on her pretty
Face while I'm puffing 5 star tree
I'm the bees knees when it comes to smoking weed
So high I can't even f**ing think strait
Seeing images of elephants masturbate
See chronic takes my mind to a strange place
And they try and tell me it's not fun to get blunt faced
So pa** me a joint and load up that bong
Kids smoke themselves retarded when they hear my songs
f**ing your girlfriend in a pink bright thong
Her p**y my dick that's where she belongs
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[Verse 2: Beals]
Heading downtown gonna meet some guy
Not quite sure what I'm gonna buy
He might have some sh** that's laced with oregano
I don't care as long as it's dro
I'm about to crush this pop can
Put some holes in it sh** yea I'm a real man
No sense spending money on a bong
I don't get paid unless I sell my schlong
Light that match burn that swag on the aluminum
Flavor lasts as long as bazooka gum
This weed tastes like it came out of a dirty lake
And it's giving me a nasty headache
Suns too bright everything sounds amplified
I can hardly move and I feel paralyzed
My heart rates' faster than I can cum this day's just begun
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[Verse 3: Big Burn]
Devils lettuce has my brain elevated
Rufescent eyes that be dilated
Puff on that motherf**ing magic dragon
Burn only smokes ak-47
Elitist cannabis consumption
Take a real hit grow some gumption
My album's so dope I sell it by the gram
Posting pics of my dick on Instagram
Fans damn I need some of those
Blood, sweat, & tears to get on the radio
Sleepless nights show after show
Some ugly beauty sh** strait no doze
Like Lenny Pepperbottom I respect nature
Smoking mad trees acre after acre
Mary jane my crutch my savior
Blazing blunts till I meet my maker
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Outro - Wow, What a beaut