Write your name to sign up here, there is a couple of different commandments you must follow in order to truly be part of the group known as the the "Anti-Purple White Hat Rebels". Firstly, before starting these rules, why must I do this? Why does me, IceKrunk, feel the urge to get these ice-blood s**ing mosquitoes out of my veins; out of my hairy chest. The same reason Rosa Parks sat her big black booty on that bus. Because there was a sense of inequality
If you don't know, me, IceKrunk proudly became united with this site last October to help decipher my favorite artist's lyrics. However, due to a lack of better sense of humor, jealousy, racism (not really, just trying to be edgy, "ooh"), and unnecessary bans against me (twice, one actually mattered, the other one was because Maboo and some other mods got their jimmies rustled over a comment I made) I have decided to rebel against these no good bacon looking purple moderating pigs that have disrespected us white hats for too long. I've been here for a year along the likes of MFVoltron, Baconghost, Ptica, and Hopsin (swag), and have racked over 5k IQ, but due to being banned have lost these IQ acquired. Yet mods still have the small a** white balls to say that I am not equal, because my name is white. Well guess what mods, I will wear my heart on my sleeve and will cause a rebellion that will shake your little poonsies into your purple panties. US WHITEHATS will not stoop to your level even though you treat us with inequality and constantly feel the need to spray us with your anti white-hat/ HATE hose
Here are some rules you must make in order to join or fight for equality
1. DON'T POST PORN
2. Never disrespect a fellow white-hat
3. If a mod ever shows any sign of EQUALITY then PM me and I will make sure justice is served using our white hat army
4. Violence is not an option
5. Show love for the good mods
6. f** any self loathing egotistical mod, specifically the one whoms name starts with an P and ends with an N
7. Love TedMosby
8. BE dedicated, be able to show respect, pride, dignity, and heart
9. If mods feel the need to ban me over a harmless, non-violent, peaceful protest, then so be it. I'll come back and make sure you go to white-hat prison
10. BE BOUT THAT LIFE
A series of peaceful protests will be held via a twitter page and RG threads that will be strategically organized by me
IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOVEMENT THAN COMMENT ON THIS ANNOTATION
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