It happened Friday night. Local Police found two cars parked in a darkened cemetery
The Police also searched the car and found bottles of Beer, and Vodka
And the more damning evidence
Liquid Anabolic Steroids, along with seventeen hypodermic needles
A 49 year old man went Berserk last night, armed with a twelve-gouge shotgun
His face, bruised and bloodied, cried for Police brutality
But as the investigation continued...
Officials say
The Police did nothing wrong
(Did nothing wrong)
(Did nothing wrong)
(Did nothing wrong)