Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Robin Lench! [applause]
And welcome to "The Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unfortunate"
where you and your broad can win 8 days and 9 dangerous nights at…
"The Come On In Motel" overviewing the Watts Tower. Ooooooooooooh!
And for your transportation pleasures, you get to ride on what?
The "R.T.D.": the "Rough, Tough and Dangerous"
where we provide you and your b**h round trip transfer
STRAIGHT DOWN GAGE!! [5 shots] (AYO, ni**a! GET OUTTA THE CAR, ni**a!)
where you get to meet who? O.G. Mac Bone! (who the f** are?)
Hello, O.G. Mac Bone! Say: "Hi!" (ni**a, fu*k YOU MUTHAfu*kA! (GET OUTTA HERE) su*k ON THESE NUTS, PUNK!) [7 shots]
And for your gambling cravings, you can lose that trick-b**h that's with ya…almost well, basically...ANYWHERE!
(I give you $20 for your biiiiitch! Hahahahah!)
And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit our very own "Strawberry Showgirls"! Located where? On Figueroa!
'Ey, 'ey, b**h! 'Ey, how much for head?
Hahahahahah! Oww...ah-ah...
Oh! Until next time, 40 oz. dreams and watermelon wishes!
I'm Robin Lench!
Peace! 5000 G!