[doorbell: DING DONG!]
[Pops]
Yeah
[Cube]
Umm, uhh is Cheryl here?
[Pops]
Well who are you?
[Cube]
Tell her Ice Cube is here
[Pops]
WHO?!
[Cube]
Ice Cube!
[Pops]
ICE CUBE?!
Man I ain't lettin my damn daughter
go out with no damn Ice Cubes man!
Man what the hell you talkin about man?
I brought my daughter up man,
in a Catholic school, private school
Man what you want with her?
I'm sick of this bullsh**!
[Cube]
Yo man, let me tell you somethin..
[Verse One]
Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a s*ut
A queen treatin n***az just like King Tut
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
s**in up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin third
Used to get straight A's, now she just skippin cla**
Oh my, do I like to grip the hips and a**
Only seventeen, with a lot of practice
on black boys jimmies and white boys cactus
Sorry sorry sir, but I gotta be brief
A lotta n***az like bustin nuts in her teeth
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic
that don't mean sh**, cause she's givin up the a** quick
Quicker than you can say, "Candy,"
the b**h is on my Snicker... and oh man she
can take on three men - built like He-Men
Her little-bitty twat got gallons of semen
Fourteen n***az in line ready to bang yo'
pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel
Tell the little b**h to bring her a** out the house
cause your daughter's known, for givin up the nappy dug out
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
"I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that b**h remains
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!"
[Cube] Givin up the nappy dug out!
[Interlude: Pops]
[Pops]
Look motherf**er you better get from in front of my house
with that old god damn bullsh**
You girlie-a** motherf**er
You better get out of here witcho' fine a**
Man, youse a little fine motherf**er
[Verse Two]
Mister, mister, before you make me go
I'm here to let you know your little girl is a hoe
Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad
Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads
I know she is a minor and it is illegal
but the b**h is worse than Vanessa Del Rio
And if you de-cide to call rape
we got the little hooker on tape, now:
tell the f**in s*ut to please hurry up
and wear that dress that's tight on her bu*t
So I can finger-f** on the way to the bed
Been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead
Face turnin red from grabbin them ankles
f** and get up is how I do them stank-hoes
You should hear how she sounds with a co*k
And her boots get knocked, from here to Czechoslovakia
Two are on top, one on the bottom
First n***a got the boots; man, you shoulda shot him
cause after I got 'em it was over
Now n***az get lucky like a four-leaf clover
on daddy's little girl.
She keeps nuts in her mouth like the b**h was a squirrel
So tell Cheryl to bring her a** home
cause the line at my house is gettin loooooooong, ay!
[Chorus]
[Chorus Two: (continued from previous)]
"I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that b**h remains
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!"
[Cube] Yeah.. yeah.. b**h, b**h givin up the nappy dug out!
"I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that b**h remains
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!"
[Cube] Yo..
[Pops]
Little motherf**er!
[Girl]
Daddy, where did he go?
[Pops]
I'll tell you where he went, god damnit!
[Girl]
Mercy!
"Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out" [Kane (2X)]
"Givin up the nappy dug out.." [2X]
"Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out" [Kane (2X)]
"Givin up the nappy dug out.." [1X]
"Givin-givin up the nappy dug out.."
[Girl]
Mercy!
[Announcer]
Warning: when having s**ual intercourse with a female like Cheryl
you must use, jimmy hat condoms
[Condom rap]
We're called jimmy hats, have you ever seen us?
Most guys wear us round rolled up on your penis
If you're real smart, you will always use us
Put me in your wallet, 'fore some dummy screws us
And goin bare back, without the bare facts
'll have creepy crawlers crawlin on your nutsac!
So get the J-I-M-M-Y to the hats
It's me and two brothers in a pack
"Run out and get your jimmy hats.." [KRS-One]
(??)
"Run out and get your jimmy hats.." [KRS-One]
[Condom] Or this might happen to you!