Intro:
[Mic] No, seriously Why did you decide to make this?
[Lulz] You're asking why, are we doing this?
[Mic] Yeah
[Lulz] Good question, I don't know either
[Mic] Great
[Lulz] But it must be done
[Mic] If you say so...
Lyrics:
[Lulz]
This is why I clop [2x]
This is why [2x]
This is why I clop
This is why I clop [2x]
This is why [2x]
This is why I clop
I'll clop 'till I die
I ain't gonna stop
This is why [2x]
This is why I clop
I'll clop to Pinkie Pie
And even to her rocks
This is why [2x]
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
And now again I fap
I could clop to this, with both hands behind my back
On ClopClop reddit
I'm clicking this and that
Some bronies said I've lost it
But that baby got flank
I browse explicit only
On Ponibooru
And same with every site
NSFW
But when my bro's around
Minimize the window
Or else he'll start sneerin'
"You clopping to ponies, bro?"
And if I need privacy
I wait 'till they're asleep
Plug in my laptop
To my big-a** Hanns-G
Turn the s**er on
Fly past the login screen
I'm so damn hard
You can see it through my jeans
And thanks to Windows 7 now it's easy as pie
To dock my all favorite pics side by side
On my left's Twi, on the right's Pinkie Pie
But right now the active window showin' Futashy
This is why I clop [2x]
This is why [2x]
This is why I clop
This is why I clop [2x]
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I clopped 5 times
AppleJack has got me hot
This is why [2x]
This is why I clop
I'mma clop all night
And I ain't gonna stop
This is why [2x]
This is why I clop
[Mic]
Yo this is why I clop
You bronies understand me
Whippin' it out; too many pics up on the damn screen
Got Futashy, Big Mac, And Cutie Mark Crusaders
But deep in these folders; I got Appledash saved for later
Don't want nobody seein' this pony smut inside
I click on properties; Select Folder; then click Hide
Got fics saved by the gig; read em all cause I'm boss
But I'm still cloppin' to these mares; Man I'm never gonna stop
I'm cloppin' to it all; Femdom, Gay and even Straight
I'm cloppin' indiscriminately; Don't gotta hate
I don't care about the content; If ponies are involved
Then I'm cloppin' every night; not gonna dampen my resolve
Yeah ya see I like em dirty; That Scootabuse is hot
Just lookin' at that sad face it makes wanna clop
Man I'm diggin on the gore sh**; it makes me wanna blow
Cloppin' it to Cupcakes everyday "Yo man that sh** is gross."
This is why I clop [x2]
This is why [x2]
This is why I clop
This is why I clop [x2]
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Man Dash has got me blastin'; So tired I'mma drop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
Those mares have got me pantin' I'm 'bout ready pop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop