When I was very young, I thought that life was long Thought I would make it as a sargeant or as an athlete of great talent And I decided then, when I'll become a man I will save earth's population, put all the vilains in a prison And there will be my name At the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame I will only have world leaders Rocking out as my band members We'll open up for Rush I will become such a lush But I will always have the greatest hangovers I would have you, as my only love When I was just a boy, my life was full of joy
Every new day was a great day, every love song had to be wrong I thought nothing would affect me Our Love would be my jetski I'd wear you as a helmet, you'd always be there to protect me We would end up in a castle I would not become an a**hole I wouldn't stare at your mom's cleavage, pawn my ring or lose my courage I would have you, as my only love When I open up my drawers And everything is tidy You folded all my laundry So i know that you care about me I will have you, as my only love