Noel Coward was a charmer.
As a writer he was brahma.
Velvet jackets and pyjamas,
"the gay divorce" and other dramas.
There ain't half been some clever ba*tards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.
Van Gough did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer.
There ain't half been some clever ba*tards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.
Einstein can't be cla**ed as witless.
He claimed atoms were the littlest.
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frightened everybody sh**less
There ain't half been some clever ba*tards.
Probably got help from their mum
(who had help from her mum).
There ain't half been some clever ba*tards.
Now that we've had some,
Let's hope that there's lots more to come.
There ain't half been some clever ba*tards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.
Okey-dokey!
Oh!
Segovia.
Da-laa la-laa da-daa da-lee
De dump di dump de dump-dump-diddle li-lee.
There ain't half been some clever ba*tards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever ba*tards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever ba*tards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever........
..................................ba*tards.