I'm and Irish cripple, a Scottish j**
I'm the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
I'm the blackmail man
I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek
I'm the blackmail man
A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak
I'm the blackmail man
Well, i'm the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, i'm the blackmail man
You make me sick, make me Tom and Dick
I'm the blackmail man
Blackmail man
I'm a Paki, Chink a half-co*ked ponce
I'm the blackmail man
A tiddly -wink, a Charlie Ronce
I'm a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk
I'm the blackmail man
A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk
I'm the blackmail man
I'm the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, blackmail man
I hate yoru guts, your Newington bu*ts
I'm the blackmail man
Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp
Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap
Blackmail man
Up you harris, in your mince
Hamptons don't leave fingerprints
I am the blackmail man