Went back to smoking Marlboro Reds
Now I don't worry about getting dead
I sleep when I'm tired and I eat when I can
I'm finally living like an honest man
Like an honest man
Out in my back yard I set up my TV
I painted it with symbols like it was 800 BC
Got down on my knees and prayed to this God
Got up on my roof and covered it with sod
Covered it with sod
Ever since the grid went down
I'm through acting like a clown
I sleep when the sun goes down
Ever since the grid went
Ever since the grid went down
I k**ed a man for batteries
I k**ed a man for gas
I almost k**ed a soldier for talking to fast
Talking too fast
I use my Telecaster to paddle my boat
My G5 tower's a milking stool
For milking my goat
I go fishing in the reservoir and forage in the dump
I charge admission to my Andy Gump
To my Andy Gump
CHORUS
Caught my neighbor tapping into my well
Loaded up my sling shot and sent him to hell
Now his wife is my wife and his whiskey too
His three little children are sewing my shoes
I gotta hit the mountains for some winter meat
Feed my brand new family a tasty treat
Oh it may sound wicked but the logic is sound
Ever since the grid went, Ever since the grid went
Ever since the grid went, Ever since the grid went
Down