I like rock And rock gardens I like to watch materials harden The desk clerk at the Motel 6 Just past the Marine Base He said this here is a nice little region, but Stay away from Wonder Valley Wonder Valley Wonder Valley It's the land where a man can take a stand Wonder Valley You don't need a de-louser Better bring a douser to Wonder Valley Groove the land Take a stand in Wonder Valley Watch the sunset change the shadows Watch the food thieves swinging from the gallows Wonder Valley Well the desk clerk at the Motel 6 Said he was looking for a 1966 Ford Fairlane I said come on down to L.A He said oh, no They just want to trick you Then they'll roll you Well I stayed up all night watching the sun come up
All I want to do is drink a beer and have a cup Of coffee One after the other You can talk about my guns Don't talk about my mother Wonder Valley Wonder Valley It's the land where a man can take a stand Wonder Valley The desk clerk said stay away from Wonder Valley They sell the methamphetamine behind the alley They could go insane They could k** little Sally I walked through the town Like Johnny Cash Didn't have no trouble Burning through my stash In Wonder Valley, Wonder Valley The marines fly their planes And the lizards go insane In Wonder Valley When the missiles start to fly Grab the kids, don't wonder why . . Better head for Wonder Valley Watch this