It's midnight in Orlando And Disneyland is done They closed up Snoopy And they sent him on the run The planes in the sky above Shooting across the darkened blue Someone in Space Mountain Has got the heart sick flu It's midnight It's mid, midnight in Orlando I flew all this way To listen to a man Who told us he could fill us up With his six-week master plan I'm listing all my losses In this air-conditioned room Locked up with a to a guru In a Radisson Cocoon It's midnight
It's mid, midnight in Orlando Well I'm so sorry that I traveled so far away Did you notice that I didn't even call today So I'm climbing into my car And I'm heading for the gate I've had enough of this Disney land I've had enough to think I'm heading for the swamp land Where at least I know what's dead Where the animals don't greet you They just eat you instead And I'm coming to free you And I'm coming to get your child I'm going to take you for a ride away, away, away