It's midnight in Orlando
And Disneyland is done
They closed up Snoopy
And they sent him on the run
The planes in the sky above
Shooting across the darkened blue
Someone in Space Mountain
Has got the heart sick flu
It's midnight
It's mid, midnight in Orlando
I flew all this way
To listen to a man
Who told us he could fill us up
With his six-week master plan
I'm listing all my losses
In this air-conditioned room
Locked up with a to a guru
In a Radisson Cocoon
It's midnight
It's mid, midnight in Orlando
Well I'm so sorry that I traveled so far away
Did you notice that I didn't even call today
So I'm climbing into my car
And I'm heading for the gate
I've had enough of this Disney land
I've had enough to think
I'm heading for the swamp land
Where at least I know what's dead
Where the animals don't greet you
They just eat you instead
And I'm coming to free you
And I'm coming to get your child
I'm going to take you for a ride away, away, away