Well he walked into the party Blew everyone away With his long curly black hair And his California shades He picked up a guitar He was just about to play When someone came up to him and That someone said “Hey You're Slash from Guns N Roses” Well he didn't say a word But he put his guitar down He gave out his cell phone Now he's at every party in town And all through the summer Word was getttin' round Well the women came a seekin' And the men They threw the sweet leaf down For Slash from Guns N Roses Slash from Guns and Roses At the very top of the highest hill In hills of Hollywood Two mansions were competing To see who could Throw the biggest, raddest party that this town has ever seen 2690 Beachwood said we've got slash 2693 Beachwood said oh yeah? Well so do we Yeah we've got Slash from Guns N Roses SLASH! SLASH! Slash from Guns and Roses SLASH! SLASH! As the DJs raged from the two back yards There was fighting in the street
The attorney and the publicist pulling hair and gnashing teeth Well, Slash came out of the mansion To see what was all the fuss From the other house Slash came out too Wow, what a rush Well the people cried it's a miracle, like the days of Galilee But no, said Slash, let's show this bash We'll just have to pick up our guitars and see Which one's Slash from Guns N Roses SLASH! SLASH! Slash from Guns and Roses SLASH! SLASH! Well the crowd carried their heroes Through the Beachwood mansion walls Two Marshall stacks were waiting In the golden banquet hall Then a bright light split the heavens O'er the Cinerama Dome Did Al Qaeda did that nuke in? Or was it Jesus coming home? Thunder rolled up the canyon Fire filled the sky One Slash hit the highway The other stayed to die It was Slash from Guns and Roses SLASH! SLASH! It was Slash from Guns and Roses SLASH! SLASH! It was Slash from Guns and Roses