Well he walked into the party
Blew everyone away
With his long curly black hair
And his California shades
He picked up a guitar
He was just about to play
When someone came up to him and
That someone said “Hey
You're Slash from Guns N Roses”
Well he didn't say a word
But he put his guitar down
He gave out his cell phone
Now he's at every party in town
And all through the summer
Word was getttin' round
Well the women came a seekin'
And the men
They threw the sweet leaf down
For Slash from Guns N Roses
Slash from Guns and Roses
At the very top of the highest hill
In hills of Hollywood
Two mansions were competing
To see who could
Throw the biggest, raddest party that this town has ever seen
2690 Beachwood said we've got slash
2693 Beachwood said oh yeah?
Well so do we
Yeah we've got Slash from Guns N Roses
SLASH! SLASH!
Slash from Guns and Roses
SLASH! SLASH!
As the DJs raged from the two back yards
There was fighting in the street
The attorney and the publicist pulling hair and gnashing teeth
Well, Slash came out of the mansion
To see what was all the fuss
From the other house Slash came out too
Wow, what a rush
Well the people cried it's a miracle, like the days of Galilee
But no, said Slash, let's show this bash
We'll just have to pick up our guitars and see
Which one's Slash from Guns N Roses
SLASH! SLASH!
Slash from Guns and Roses
SLASH! SLASH!
Well the crowd carried their heroes
Through the Beachwood mansion walls
Two Marshall stacks were waiting
In the golden banquet hall
Then a bright light split the heavens
O'er the Cinerama Dome
Did Al Qaeda did that nuke in?
Or was it Jesus coming home?
Thunder rolled up the canyon
Fire filled the sky
One Slash hit the highway
The other stayed to die
It was Slash from Guns and Roses
SLASH! SLASH!
It was Slash from Guns and Roses
SLASH! SLASH!
It was Slash from Guns and Roses