I don't make sense I don't need to I've got the power The power to lead you Pay attention To every word I say For tomorrow might be judgment day I'm not Jesus I'm not Buddha I'm not Nietzsche Or the man from Roto-Rooter I'm the caller Calling you to the back barn Won't you join us I promise you no harm Do-Si-Do-ing in the barn in the back yard Do-Si-Do-ing in the barn in the back yard Do-Si-Do-ing in the barn in the back yard Do-Si-Do-ing in the barn in the back yard Square Dance Square Dance Square Dance Square Dance Messiah Square Dance Messiah Swing your partners To the left and right All those who believe in the bowin' of the fiddle
Better hold on tight, that's right No time to Hee-Haw Better change that string Won't ya get down with your bad self Let me do my thing I ain't no preacher This ain't no church If you're looking for a good time No need to search Just come to the big barn I promise you no harm I'm the caller calling you to the back barn Do-Si-Do-ing in the barn in the back yard Do-Si-Do-ing in the barn in the back yard Do-Si-Do-ing in the barn in the back yard Do-Si-Do-ing in the barn in the back yard Square Dance Square Dance Square Dance Square Dance Messiah Square Dance Messiah