Now he studied Cajun cookin' in Canada and France
His Jambalaya cheese soufflé started my romance
Cause in that tin what lies within
Is such a tasty treat
There ain't no chef in the whole bayou that has old Mobie beat
Oh Chef Mobie's Gumbo Gator
Packed in the silver can
It's the finest Gumbo Gator
In all Louisian'
Lines around the corner, it's really nothing new
For there ain't no finer cuisine in all the bayou
Campbell's and Nabisco,
The Great Chef Boyardee,
Have made it all too clear they want his recipe
"But it ain't for sale with a bloodshot eye"
Says Mobie that's no joke
"The only ones who'll buy my gator are the good ol' country folk"
Oh Chef Mobie's Gumbo Gator
Packed in the silver can
It's the finest Gumbo Gator
In all Louisian'
Lines around the corner, it's really nothing new
For there ain't no finer cuisine in all the bayou
Swamp Turtle Soup
Can't compete with the Gumbo Gator
Seafood Fillet Gumbo
Can't compete with the Gumbo Gator
Black-eyed peas and rice
Can't compete with the Gumbo Gator
Gingersnap grabby
Can't compete with the Gumbo Gator
Louisiana Wild Goose
Can't compete with the Gumbo Gator
Cajun Meatloaf
Can't compete with the Gumbo Gator
Jalapeño Cornbread
Can't compete with the Gumbo Gator
Now Mobie was eccentric and with a thousand spoons
He built himself a rocket ship and headed for Neptune
And when he got back to the earth
He told us of his find
In all the next day's papers his story made headlines
In all the next day's papers his story made headlines
Behind the planet Neptune there's a huge alligator drinkin' wine
Behind the planet Neptune there's a huge alligator drinkin' wine
Behind the planet Neptune there's a huge alligator
In circumference he's a little bigger than a Moon crater
Behind the planet Neptune there's a huge alligator drinkin' wine