Niagara Falls the people come from miles, miles around
Niagara Falls they like to watch the water falling down
Conveniently located near Buffalo
Just grab your barrels here we go... Niagara Falls
Niagara Falls the Canadians say their side is better no doubt, eh?
They have arcades and wax museums to check out
Just pay a quarter, walk across the border
And play skee ball or whack-a-mole
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Niagara Falls ultimately one of the world's seven wonders
Niagara Falls near Love Can*l one of the world's many blunders
The landfills radiate a charm of their own
Just breathe the mist and you'll get stoned... Niagara Falls... Niagara Falls
Niagara Falls the factories upstream they spew in the air
Niagara Falls 20 years ago they buried napalm near there
Turn on your microwave, enjoy the show
Niagara Falls will make you glow
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