Turn on the TV
They broadcast the news
A storm rages on
But out I see a few drops
Emergency weather
A stupid alarmism
It's too late
You have sh** your pants
Maybe Bin Laden is hidden in your cellar
Maybe a nuclear car bomb
Is parked at the mall
A virus in your PC
And also in your lavatory
Hey, it can growl and eat your sitting room
No kidding?
Do you believe in these fantasies
No sh** Sherlock
I'm not born yesterday
Is a tsunami coming over my house
Why can't I simply slip from well
Give me an unusual d**h
I don't wanna blow up
Give me an unusual d**h
Why must I be murdered
Give me an unusual d**h
I don't wanna be in a movie
Give me an unusual d**h
Give me a normal standard f*cking d**h
There is a terrorist hidden in your sandwich
Please be careful
The hot dog can be toxic
If you've to cross the street
Look at the sky
A meteor is coming to raze all to the ground
Pulverized by a nuclear storm
Or s**ed back in a black hole
Why can't I die a natural d**h