[Verse Renegade: Reebok Jones]
Man, I want to live on one train
But I'd rather renegade this song
INTELLECTUAL! LUPE FIASCO!
[Intro: Charlie F]
The OG version had 2 of the worst verses of all time
Why was Yela on that sh**? Barely even spat a rhyme
We the true rap geniuses, so we did a remix
So hop on the motherf**ing 1train, b**h
[Verse 1: ZorroTheSwordsman]
It's one train with the training wheels
n***as making ‘rate my verse threads' as if it's raining deals
I am Simba with the trans fats
Wipe my a** with the cradle of the swans neck
Just cummin' on the beat work the mic good
I won't have my bukkake and eat it too but a dyke would
Prone to stall but I'm still the little emcee that could
Wrote the verse in the comment section, yeah I'm just that good
I should've had the verse after Big KRIT
But A$AP said they could only fit so many stars into one clip
Versatile, ich spriche Deutsch gut
Heil Hitler, das ist mir auf ein Zug
[Verse 2: JFKray]
Yeah we tryna claim the game
Every second and minute a hustle to bring fame
We on the offensive we on the attack
But the f**ing government all over our backs
Standing up for nothing im a f**ing charon
But that makes me noble when all it is barren?
You want f**ing war well now its f**ing on
Angelic beat apply heat and now we in mons
Retreat and speak I hear your bars are weak
7 digits in seven days now you can critique
To make that bread first need to get wheat
I drop bombs and then flame the streets
We're troops platoons for these tunes
Rap legends around me like i have 3 moons
Yeah we out in space
But still do it big enough to fill this whole place
[Verse 3: LaFlamesAdvocate]
Obituaries,official warrants, ambulance and police are clearing
The a-rea filtered,with dreams and guilt trips
Welcome, through the toothcomb, of ghetto gospel
Russian roullete,is you really ready to die for?
The city lights,as we take you on a guide through
The devils den, and every single sin we apply to
Every teardrop or kid locked in sight of the drawns view
Welcome to the life accostumed,to sunday services and costumes
Burglar services, and tubes ,knitted to preachers,who elevate spirits to higher roofs
Theres no more plot synopsis, cops and kids around the block
Just jog and live a different (ball)park
Kids are surrounded by,violence till the after hours
Am i allowed to loud a mouth, or rap about a different thought
Cause acting jiggy with it,in Paris with b**hes,liver damaged
Diamonds flashing, eiffel tower crashing
All the stories, over poured , with artificial banter
Either pa** the blunt or tilt your canvas
[Verse 4: CannonFire]
Bars Bars I have none
Ducks say quack quack when they float along
Splish, splash, a goose flew past
Rabbits run fast as they pa** through the long gra**
[Verse 5: LetterToTheKing]
Keep it pimping, keep it pimping
Deep in here, get em limping
Get the fire squad in and out the children
My hoes and mixtape in the builing
Stacking big paper, gates' CD's
Nuts getting whisked with ease
Please, seize upwards your pants
Your pecans getting scanned
Murkrow used foul play, youre getting scammed
I'd murk d**hrow in ‘93 if it wasn't for the fans
No, I'd murk Suge with a negative karma ball
Before they fill me with sedative and harm a wall
I only do math after respect has been granted
I only start the verse with “i” when I feel hella average
Wanna battlerhyme? Lets, but dont touch my cabbage
Wanna intertwine? Yes, but flush the fetus. Savage
[Verse 6: $tankyboy]
Softer than a cabbage patch
Growin' in a habitat a savage rat
Stabbin' cats chokin' on his battle ax
Cla**y?
No, drastic, Elastic sarcastic
In time from the Jura**ic
Too neo cla**ic, yo, your tragic pa**ive, Non-scholastic a**
Put on your gla**es, we move ma**es, these rapscallion raps Rep magic in the gra**
Oh, orange and silver?
While you forage in florence for an orange, once more ,what for?, life's boring so we throws her body in a foreign gorge
Gorging more than George when he's curious about this stanza, Minefield in Seinfeld exploding like Costanza
That's how we k** her, As I pilfer her silver
Constructing battle raps faster than Bob the Builder, this
Rigorous deliverance dispels the simplest of ignorance, fire so hot melt through dreams like I'm f**ing Icarus
So stay back with the propaganda as a hindrance
Only hacks push random slander, what a convenience in this instance, Interests have no limits as a distant remembrance
Takes perseverance, That's brilliant, Influence
b**h, sit down, thou muthaf**ing liest
I am the highest righteous nicest stylist that gets arthritis when the pen hits
Misguided by vengeance, decided to fight
For Sin, Forcing, For-skin
That depends on where the syringe hits with endorphins
Choppin' heads from immortals morphing
Quartz in succession
Diamond emerald complexion, composition
Wartz, when infection sets in
Getting weaker, seeing patterns. geometric shaped atoms Creates matter, What's the matter?, Going madder?
Head for the lights, Get right, no fight, put this in your pipe
Life's like an empty pocket
Police popes, and them politicians begging for a profit
About me? I'm your
Typical, Mythical, Fictional, Radical, Spiritual, Miracle, Lyrics, Infallible, Clinically cynical, s**ing heated needed chemicals
Weak and conceited gnawing on your cuticles, weekend working broken beacons in a cubicle, rippin'
Rancid ridicules, saluting pious generals, pa**ive piety is pitiful
Generous giants jockin' genitive genitals grabbin' machine attackin' seminal minerals or scarin' and barrin' the buckin' criminals. like s**ing and f**in a h*mos**ual
Only its hypothetical
Accepting professional credible ethical medical questions on how to turn a fruit into a vegetable
Spare some vodka, the soviets will rush in
Putin putting pudding in his bu*t eluding
To loose garbage in his muthaf**ing gut
A metaphor for we don't give a f**
I got at least a thousand more new rapping a**holes to rip
This ain't boyz in the hood, this is, tales from the crypt, so
Take another sip like you should
Laser dot on the forehead means you
Are done for good
[Verse 7: NondescriptWhiteRapFan1]
The guy before me wrote 100 lines
LA Beast couldn't drink 100 limes
Bill Cosby's guilty of 100 crimes
Yeah I know I can't rap, you told me 100 times
[Verse 8: NewWorldPreem]
Barely even breathing, I'm a walking contradiction
Peeping these other rapper's verses, they so often onto fiction
Hoes copping compositions, for the dough, yo, I'm on a mission
Splitting sh**, the fission of any actor that ain't apt to listen
And when it happens keep complaining that it's raining-
Bullets, bursting through the barrel, yo, the sh** is staining
Bodies keep falling on the floor, f** it
Keep following and it's a hollow when I'm firing
Never heard the sirens, it's absurd, the shots keep flying in
I never admired them, that's why I decided that they dying then
[Verse 9: ChamKoopa]
Yo, I have a dream that one day
I'mma make it out of this “what is wrong?”- state
f** all of this and get signed by Dre or Kanye
Right now, I'm hungry as f**, so I come straight
At everybody, who just wants fame, wants cake
And eat it too, without work, pretend it's sunday
I'm a perfectionist, making sure the drum's great
Y'all just having no jobs, hoping it's gon' pay
Like Triple giving bl**jobs just to get some mon-ey
Tell that b**h to better not leave any cum stains
Acting like I'm irrelevant, but I've come t' stay
No more runnin away, cause my career's on a runway
Taking off – soon I'll be at sun's height
Started from the bottom, now I'm on some plane
Ain't no turning back now, there's only one way
And that's why I'm on a track called “One Train”
[Verse 10: Casey Anthony]
Crazier than n***as, I love it when the f** me
And we can have a daughter just as long as she ain't ugly
Otherwise I'll k** that b**h
Better scratch me when I feel that itch (why?)
Cause I'm Casey Anthony
b**h
Doin' my taxes at the f**in Amscot
Someone should film me while I'm s**in all this co*k
Cause it tastes so good
Widely misunderstood
I party every night, that's how we do it in the hood
But I'm white b**h from the f**in suburbs
If your kids are in sight better tell them to take cover
Cause I got that duct tape and my motherf**in shovel
I'm a dumba** c*nt wasting money on funds
I don't have an addiction, I just do it for fun
And the news always shows me some motherf**in hate
They just jealous when they see my life and know they can't relate
I'm a murderer on this track and in real life
None of you f**bois are gangstas as long as I'm still alive
How'd I make it off the hook? I promised the jury my p**y
This ain't even my career and I'm already top 5
Should've thought twice before yall decided to overlook me
[Verse 11: Shooter (Mister) Starz]
Shooter Starz spaz and spits bars
Like the world's never seen
Been a feind
You've been a hater 'fore Yonce had albino alligators
Catch you later
For hatin' or contemplating my downfall
I'll always bounce back like roundball
If life was a town you'd be the first floor
To the townhall
I'm so very
Popular and educated I'd be all the churches and library
Finna k** the game, but I write rhymes not obituaries
It gets a little scary being at the top
'Cuz so many people wanna see you drop
But Shooter so hard, BAM POW, oh wow
I can add onomatopoeias to my rhymes with ease
b**h please, You'll never be the world's greatest rapper
That's me, if you hate me
You could blow me slowly homie
I get p**y that sounds like mixin' macaroni
All my clothes would look stupid on ya
The rap games's by my
Side like Appolonia
All the crap I told ya
Bout being the best rapper of all time
Is all true I told you
Shooter got the illest mind
Thats' why the throne'll soon be mine
(Singing Off!)
[Verse 12: Jimmy-the-Ray]
I break these chains, disregard the growin' pains
Here to dominate the whole game
f** with me, you ain't going to be the first n***a I maim
n***a this is my f**ing lane!
Back! The! f**! Up!
Steppin' up?, now that'd be a f**-up
You better off, just complimenting and being a s**-up
Like I'll k** you last
This whole trip is a blast
From the past
Before i was tripping, Codeine slipping
I'll get you served, but I ain't tipping
Ain't nobody trusting you, you team flipping
Rolling up, in your block in my mean whip an'
Rolling one, I ain't backing out or folding up
n***a step to me, I'll blow this f**ing whole building up
[[Verse 13: BohemianComedian]]
I got a big a** dick
She got a big a** clit
I told her I got clamidia (don't know how to f**ing spell)
She said take me to the movies
Instead I chopped off her b**bies
She smelled spoiled milk
I smelled boiled silk
Uh. Bout to get hella rap fame
Uh. Bout to get a rap name
I think I'll called myself the n***a tho
Cause I'm the n***a tho
If your white you can't say n***a tho
If your Asian you aren't really a n***a tho
n***a tho
Figaro
f** tha opps