This parody of Weird Al Yankovic's "Your Horoscope for Today" takes his entertaining lyrics and changes them into a parody of World of Warcraft. This song and video I made was an entry for the Xfire Summer Movie Contest and placed third in the Dance/Music Category
Druid!
There's travel in your future when you
Hit level thirty and you get your travel form
You will never be a rogue
Always healing and crying about your cla**
Hunter!
You will want every single weapon in the
Entire freaking game!
You don't need anything but your pet
Send him in, scattershot, and then feign d**h
Mage!
You think you're almighty with your epic staff
With arcane power and a zandallarian hero charm
The only problem is you'll be ripped to shreds
And you will be nerfed by every single glitchy patch
That's the World of Warcraft that you play! x4
Rogue!
Fifty percent of your server will be composed of
Rogues who rolled their cla** to be cheap
You should not worry because you can one shot
Someone without any kind of sk**
Priest!
You think you are a shadow priest, but you
Will be forced to be a healbot in your raids
You should prepare to jump off a cliff
When suddenly everything is your fault
Shaman!
You are the most overpowered cla**
All you have to do it cast frostshock to win
Remember to keep reincarnation up
And it will take ten alliance just to take you down
That's the World of Warcraft that you play! x4
So you think you have leet sk**s because you
Raid all day and night or you have finally grinded
To Grand Marshal or to High Warlord
And you may have epic gear so you can brag to all
Your friends that you spent too much time playing
This stupid time consuming game
And just because you have tier three gear only
Shows that you have no life and it will be useless
In the upcoming expansion pack
So I suggest you go outside and ride your bike
Hop in a pool, or play with kittens so you get
Away and do productive work
Where was I?
Warrior!
You might have incredible strength
And you can probably own somebody's face
But you are worthless without a priest
You are destined to raid for all your life
Paladin!
You strike fear into the hearts of the Horde
Simply using your hammer and bubble-hearth
You think that you are a warrior
But you will always be the guy who never heals!
Warlock!
You should be able to k** someone with
A ten thousand damage shadowbolt crit
If I were you I'd join a guild and always raid
And never never never never never leave my house again
That's the World of Warcraft that you play! x8