I want to be Jackie Ona**is I want to wear a pair of dark sungla**es I want to be Jackie Ona**is, oh yeah I want bodyguards all around I'm anxious to avoid an autograph hound Just let me be Jackie Ona**is, oh yeah I'm ready for the world to take a good look at me Photographers can snap my picture, I'll pose for free Tabloids can make my name a household word I'll belong to millions but be free as a bird I want my portrait done by Andy Warhol
I'll let them market a Jackie O doll Just let me be Jackie Ona**is, oh yeah... First the world will call me Bouvier, hey Then I'll change to Jackie K. After my date with tragedy I'll let Aristotle take care of me I want to be Jackie Ona**is, oh yeah I said, I'd be happy to be Jackie Oh yeah, oh yeah... I'd be so happy, then I'd be pleased! I'd make Harry go down on his knees!