(R. Rice) when i make my first million think i'll buy myself some happiness if there's a sale on satisfaction i might just have to stock up maybe i'll buy myself some muscles an a california lifestyle an irresponsible ferrari an ex-cheerleader to knock up n if there is some left over i might buy a leather jacket and a brand new harley-davidson and a fifth of cuervo gold n then i'd ride on out to reno lose the rest in some casino n like any good like los angeleno keep my creditors on hold when i make my first million any day now when i make my first million
i will try hard to deserve it and like a good boy i will serve it out to those who need it most the lawyers the accountants politicians and executives the mighty u.s. government the father son and holy ghost when i make my first million any day now meanwhile i toil in my obscurity and my peanut bu*ter sandwiches n when i make my first million i'll look back on this and grin now that greed is back in fashion i'll rebel with real compa**ion or else that stockpiled satisfaction will soon be turning to chagrin when i make my first million any day now