You saw me standing bar side, whiskey in my hand
And once I caught your eye I knew what I had planned
There wasn't anything so special about you
It was just one of those nights anyone would do
You wanted some stank on your hang-low
A girl asleep, she can't say no
You wanted to peak in my meat-drapes
And a sleeping girl can't escape
And I was gonna give it to you anyway
Oh such a shame, the game you had to play
Now the crew's on you and you won't escape
My little Johnny Date Rape
I gave you every hint, I threw you all the signs
But still I had to hear your corny pick-up lines
Your lack of confidence, it should have made me think
'Cause when I turned around you slipped it in my drink
When I awoke next morning
I came to under stand
I saw you pa**ed out bed side
Pork dagger in your hand
Now you bear all the blame
You shoulder all the shame
And I'll never be the same
BECAUSE I'M PISSING OUT FLAMES!
It was a bloody mess, the night we all found you
And now you're s**ing soup up in the I.C.U
So maybe next time you will give a girl a chance
'Cause roofies ain't the way to get in someone's pants