All day you sit around, you lazy bumbaclot, and spend the whole time vegetating
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin
Your opportunities, you sit and let them rot, and waste your life procrastinating
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin
Life isn't free, but you never learned
Consider me another one of those bridges you've burned
And I'll leave you to your lazy ways
And I won't be there for your wasted days
When my alarm goes off each day at 6:00 your bummy a** is still up drinking
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin
Your Cookie Monster Crew comes here to smoke their rock and leaves the living room crack-stinking
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin
Life has a fee. Better pay your turn
Consider me another one of those bridges you've burned
I can't take this no more. I need somewhere to move on to
Sink full of dirty dishes, empty bottles of booze
And where is last months rent? I think I know where it's gone to
More of your whack crack who*es, more of your bad tattoos
Can't wait to cross that bridge. No missing food from the fridge. No skidmark-skivvies in my closet
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin
I'm taking my TV and my Play Station 2 and my security deposit
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin
Life isn't free, but you never learned
Consider me another one of those bridges you've burned