I never thought that I would so enjoy your fall from grace
I never thought that I'd so love that lost look on your face
Yet I can't help but smile when your malaise brings tears like mace
I watch you cry and I am tickled pink by your disgrace
I told you so. I told you so
I told you so, and I just want you to know
I never thought you'd give a slob like me the time of day
Imagine my surprise when I saw that you looked my way
But soon enough I was the s**er in the game you play
It's open season on you girl I almost hate to say
I told you so. I told you so
I told you so, and girl I want you to know
I tried to warn you, girl, you cross me and you'll fall so hard
And now you can't go to a show without a body guard
How does it feel when you hide your face in your own backyard?
Well was it worth the cost? You lost and now for life you're scarred
I told you so. I told you so
I told you so, and I just want you to know
I told you so. I told you so
I told you so, and girl I want you to know