Idle hands do the Devil's work, yeah that's something... I read that somewhere in a magazine while s**ing on a stale Pall Mall Oh baby it's the yacht life that I've been dreaming of Oh baby that's a kinder life but I've already fallen in love You haven't heard the worst of it and I'm saying no word Too busy choking on my medicine, oh haven't you heard That nothing ever happens, no no no no
That nothing ever happens, not ever Let me see you take country clubs sitting at an open bar Getting drunk on small chat, then we're smashing up daddy's car You haven't heard the worst of it and I'm saying no word Too busy choking on my medicine, but oh haven't you heard That nothing ever happens, no no no no That nothing ever happens, not ever