[Verse 1: DCP]
Look up to the sky and I see the ma**es die
Take the leap and fly, then I take a ma**ive sh**
Names etched in stone and plenty of dudes to bone
Call my main man on the phone, then I take a ma**ive sh**
[Chorus 1: DCP]
Ma**ive sh**
Then I took a ma**ive sh**
Then I tried to s** a dick
But I'm not gay
Then I took a ma**ive sh**
Then I took a ma**ive sh**
Then I tried to s** a dick
But I'm not gay
[Bridge: Stevie]
Hey, can't you see? I'm covered in my mommy's pee
I got it for Christmas
[Verse 2: Trance]
Once upon a time I was a penis
I had a dream Santorum Rick was s**ing on my penis
Woke up in my bed and he was s**ing on my penis
I thought "Oh my god! He's actually on my penis!" Oink
Then I blew a load onto his penis
He looked at me and said "man, thanks for the penis."
Penis. Penis. sh**. Penis. Penis. sh**. sh**
[Chorus 2: Trance]
I met Santorum Rick
And I shook his f**ing hand
Then I s**ed his f**ing dick
And I am gay
Then I met Santorum Rick
And I shook his f**ing hand
And I s**ed his f**ing dick
And I am gay
[Bridge: Stevie]
Hey, can't you see? I'm covered in my mommy's pee
I got it for Christmas
[Verse 3: DCP]
Ok, here I come, I'm a h*mos**ual
What that means is basically I like to s** on testicles
No I don't, I'm really straight
I think p**y's f**ing great
Come with me and bring your dad and I will take you on a date
I s** dicks for a living, but I'm not gay so just listen
Man I love going swimming
And I love f**ing women
One question I've been getting:
How many guys have I been in?
I'm in the heart of every dad
And I have them all singing Hotman
[Chorus 3: DCP]
Ma**ive sh**
Then I took a ma**ive sh**
Then I tried to s** a dick
But I'm not gay
Then I took a ma**ive sh**
Then I took a ma**ive sh**
Then I tried to s** a dick
But I'm not gay
[Bridge: Stevie]
Hey, can't you see? I'm covered in my mommy's pee
I got it for Christmas