Champagne hockey match
existential anti-matter
Contraceptive garden snake
Rot in Hell, you evil brick.
All along the pus was there
Evil in my underwear
Soap between my teeth
No place to hide from the Clowns
CHORUS:
The Clowns have come to reap our souls
The Clowns have come to wine and dine
The Clowns have come to eat brick walls
The Clowns have come to take what's mine.
Duplex indigo
fireside relaxment
Horseshoe gambling
Apartment D engulfed in flames.
This old world is soon to end
shifting to my second wind
Ripping out my hair
No place to hide from the Clowns
CHORUS
Perpendicular
nazis shop at Wal-Mart
specific nebulosity
Suicidal maniac
Grab a beer and get to work
Irish ba*tard, Captain Kirk.
Horizontal fear
No place to hide from the Clowns
CHORUS
Therapy blow job
microwave amphetimines
counterfeited drywall
Bootleg p**nos all for free.
Corpses on my front lawn
Pink Flamingo's evil spawn.
Chocolate on the brain
No place to hide from the Clowns
CHORUS x2