Go ask the Tourist's Union Shut up, sit down Lotta talk, yeah lotta nothing to show In my town I like the painted signs Boycott the show-me state I'm tired of the long lines Gonna make my shingle say: Buy cheap, sell dear Ain't gonna be no more insults You buy: you win I'm tired of the long lines Yeah I'm cutting in Ain't no new damper on my freedom Yeah I'll drop a dime
On the foot right on my neck Gonna free up my free time Lost money, lost time Less in the bargain left to keep hople alive Our table in Hell Your table in Hell At the pickets, on the signs Cadman Plaza East 225 Saying set our table in Hell So let it come Let it come By my guest The message from the management says you gotta go America will settle for less