Tim Heidecker, standin' up straight and tall
Tim Heidecker, doin' just what he does
My Decker, bravest man of all
Great protector, never ever giving up
And when you do it, Tim
You'll be the one who makes 'em laugh
Tim Heidecker, sometimes makin' tunes
Tim Heidecker, performin' the tunes you wrote
Hard worker, workin' all goddam day
Then enter stand up comedy stage
And when you do it, Tim
You'll be the one who makes 'em laugh
Tim Heidecker, you're gonna steal the scene
Tim Heidecker, man or funny machine
100 pounds of laugh, in every single joke
Tim Heidecker, comedy man and actor
Eric Dubya, ain't no Dubya Bush
That's damn right, Tim, gotta give this country a push
On Cinema, beautiful boy, Tom Cruise Jr. too
Film hunger, 5 bags of popcorn waiting for you
And when you do it, Tim
You'll be the one who makes 'em laugh
Receiving accolades, "Best Comedy Man," ten years runnin', yeah
Never be afraid, when you perform it'll be a big smash
Tim Heidecker, you're gonna steal the scene
Tim Heidecker, man or funny machine
100 pounds of laugh, in every single joke
Tim Heidecker, musician, actor, writer, director
What could I say to commend Tim Heidecker?
Tim and Eric, Eric Wareheim, and Tim Heidecker
Tim ba-da-buh Heidecker
Tim Heidecker, you're gonna steal the scene
Tim Heidecker, man or funny machine
100 pounds of laugh, in every single joke
Tim Heidecker, musician, actor, writer, director
Tim Heidecker, king of the TV screen
Tim Heidecker, showin' us what it means
Havin' good times every day, livin' just outside LA
Los Angeles is in the state of California
Tim ba-da-buh Heidecker