Ted Cruz to the White House Got a real fast car, gonna drive it to the White House Ted Cruz to the White House Got a V12 engine, 576 horsepower Ted Cruz is the right one Got a real hot smile, gonna kiss and hug America Ted Cruz to the White House 420 miles per hour, pa**ing Trump and Carson Blessings will follow where Ted Cruz goes (Ted Ted Cru-u-uz) They're talking about him on TV shows (Ted Ted Cru-u-uz) He hates avocados, we can't have those, no (Ted Ted Cru-u-uz) So stand up and vote for Ted Cruz Think it's time for Ted Cruz Take off your shirts and your shoes Know he belongs in the White House I think it's probably the right house for Cruz Ted Cruz is waiting for you
There's not a thing you can do Shirtless inside of your nightmares But then you wake and he's there in your room He slithers across the floor And chases you to the door Try to escape but you're locked in You watch his face and your heart sinks And now he's smiling at you (Ted Cruz is smiling at you) And now he's smiling at you (Ted Cruz is smiling at you) And now he's smiling at you (Ted Cruz is smiling at you) And now he's smiling at you-ou-ou-ou What the hell are you smiling about, Ted Cruz? Ted Cruz gonna be the president Ted Cruz gonna be the president Ted Cruz gonna be the president Ted Cruz gonna be the president