Married with Children Al's keeping the demons at bay The Bundy Family, lost inside a miserable dream You're selling women's shoes Wishing you could relive glory days All State Fullback, four touchdowns in a single game Peggy nags, Kelly won't close up her legs It's you they humiliate And all of your money they take Bud is weird and afraid, constantly trying to get laid Drink your troubles away, just look at the mess that you've made
The Bundy Curse will follow you into the grave You're Married with Children I know it hurts, they steal every penny you make You're Married with Children Filled with rage, you beat up every guy Kelly dates You're Married with Children But it's okay, this sh**ty life is all that you get This sh**ty life is all that you get Married with Children Married with Children Married with Children Married with Children