They call him "Mr. Hulk" He's got a ton of muscle bulk He's ready to do another slam Fights Savages, Shieks, and Giants In a state of public confinement Within the ring, he is the king we love Hulkamania arrived like a plague It couldn't be stopped, people couldn't be saved (Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk) Hogan Knows Best, his TV show He sells Hulkster Burgers in Wal-Mart stores (Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk) A messy divorce, a racist dick He couldn't control his penis tip He won't admit defeat, he's still on top
He's the only Hulk Hogan that we've got Hollywood Hulk-O-Rama The Incredible Hulkster Hunk Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Fabulous Terry Bollea Eats Hulk-A-Roos for lunch Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Immortal Mr. Nanny The Unstoppable Muscle Force Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Hulkamania's mighty leader Axe Bomber, Atomic Drop Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Penis tip