Today I'm starting High School Where boys are turned to men I packed my sword and shield We don't use paper and pen Everyone's a jock here We don't have Spartan nerds The weedy kids were left to die As breakfast for the birds We're taught to love a fight We're taught not to be meek And if we're good they feed us Three square meals every week Let's go fighting now Fighting is exciting now Rocking at the Spartan School A Spartan kindergarten I'm the boss that's understood I smack them if they're naughty And I thwack them if they're good I'm feeling rather peckish I'm gonna steal some food Caught! I'll have to punish you Ungrateful Spartan brood We promise not to steal We're not the thieving sort Stealing is considered good What's bad is getting caught
Let's get beating now Learn lies and cheating now Rolling at the Spartan School We have a bunch of contests To see who is the best The leanest, meanest, Roughest, toughest Spartan contest This one is my favourite game Lashings of good fun Didn't feel a thing I want my mum We pa**ed our last exam And it's Spartan graduation Straight away we go to work No time for celebration Ten years active service In the army No diversion There's only one job for a Spartan k**ing lot's of Persians! Wondering about love? It's banned until you're thirty High School doesn't teach romance It teaches fighting dirty Let's go fighting now Fighting is exciting now Rocking at the Spartan School Let's get beating now Learn lies and cheating now Rolling at the Spartan School!