If they want to blow up the French, king of Italy Co-prince of Andorra You guessed it It's me Napoleon Bonaparte Ugh! Hello Paris, I bust through the door Now everybody lift your jaws off the floor You act like you've never seen your emperor before It's Napoleon and I'm back for more I've just escaped from exile on Elba Where they call me the cage monster They say I'm short and I got little hands But check out my ma**ive... battle plans Yes we've got to go to war one more time Against who? Everybody but don't worry we'll be fine Just fighting to get back what's rightfully mine Which is everything I conquered the first time King Louis whatever He aint got nothing on me The greatest Frenchman ever Come to war with me French people my subjects I brought you success Women used to make me nervous But in battle I'm the best Napoleon Bonaparte Napoleon Bonaparte I didn't come to party I came to get nasty Napoleon Bonaparte Napoleon Bonaparte Just got to win at Waterloo Then I'll get back to ruling you You say I'm co*ky
Maybe I am It's not my fault It's my pituitary gland or maybe my ego But I'll tell you what is true I'm a military genius And my army love me too I can barely ride a horse But not for want of trying I'd say it's not my sore But I would be lying It's the British and the Dutch and the Prussian army But that's okay The Prussian leader's barmy I'm pregnant with an elephant See what I mean? But I really need to win before they get on the scene Can't pray for rain to stop Don't believe in God If it carries on much longer we'll be stuck in the mud I got 100 days And I'm back up in this We're out numbered, yes But we can win this Sure I'm a little fat And it hurts when I pee But don't worry about that I'll lead you to victory... baby Napoleon Bonaparte Napoleon Bonaparte Look out world, wait and see You're about to see the best of me Napoleon Bonaparte Napoleon Bonaparte Just got to beat Wellington Which almost nobody has done Napoleon Bonaparte Napoleon Bonaparte And I'll go down in history Cos Waterloo's my destiny