I have a friend that's gone and joined some crazy new religion He's so caught up that he don't know which way is up You know the saying that there no saint like a former sinner Well he's evangelizing everyone he meets Including me I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) I hope it makes you, feel real good I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) Even then you better, knock on wood Yeah you better just, knock on wood Another girl I know loves hanging with cosmetic sugeons She's on a first name basis with a cutting edge (Ah Aah Aaaaah) Now shes adicted to the thrill of multiple precedures (Ah Aah Aaaaah) looks in the mirror and she doesn't see herself But there's no one else I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) Even then you better, knock on wood I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) Even then you better, knock on wood I'm telling you, knock on wood My neighbours getting into transindental meditation He's found the inner piece that many of us seek
(Ah Aah Aaaaah) But i'm not cut out for that life of quiet contemplation (Ah Aah Aaaaah) cause when I naval gaze I only turn up lindt Well it makes you think I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) Even then you better, knock on wood Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) Well I hope you feel real good Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) Even then you better, knock on wood I want you to, knock on wood Just let me be, understood I wanna be, understood Can I get a witness (can i get a witness) Can I get a witness (can i get a witness) Witness, witness (witness, witness) Witness, witness (witness, witness) Can, I get a witness (can, i get a witness) Can I get a witness (can i get a witness) Can I get a, witness, witness yeah, witness yeah Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) I hope it makes you feel real good Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy) Even then you better, knock on wood Hope it makes you happy, happy I want you to, I want you to, be happy Are you happy? I hope you're happy