When I saw you waking
Underneath the tree
I had seven questions
So I asked you five and you answered three
And I got the answer
I needed to obtain
I know what to call you
If I ever run into you again
I know your name
When I saw you walking
Underneath the sun
I still had five questions
So I asked you three and you answered one
And I got the info
I needed to attain
I know what to carve there
When you get your plaque in the Hall of Fame
I know your name
You used your ukulele
To euthanize my brain
You're strong as a shillelagh
You're sweet as aspartame
I an*lyze you daily
Results remain the same
Now that I know your name
Found a man to help with
What I was going through
He had several questions
So he asked me one and I said 'I do'
Now I'm your only fella
And you're my only dame
You're the one I'm meant for
As far as I can ascertain
I know your name