I see you try to rap
But man you can't phase this
I keep my cool
Call me homeostasis
Man you don't know me
Only "need to know" basis
If white people are like you
I might be a bit racist
I have enough rhymes to "Philip" this paper
But I'll refrain
Don't feel disdain
Maybe we can be friends later
But this defensive tackle
Wants to start a huge debacle
So the Jolly Green Giant
Just stepped into a battle
Buddy looks like Goliath
Why's he even tryin'
He says he has girls
Mmm oh my gosh why you lyin'?
I think you're a fake
For Jess Christ's sake
You're pretty co*ky today
But on Thursday you flaked
Boy I'm on my game
I'm Mayweather you're Pacquiao
I studied up on my vocab
So kid, Facio
Put your retorts
In your short shorts
Rap battle Mission
Philip: Abort
I'm owning this battle
Possessive like a genitive
Phil don't be upset
I know you're a bit sensitive