One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl, Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy
My name is Alice and I'm a headcase
They practice making up on my face
I feel lucky if I get pants to wear
Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma'am won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
If I say I am I get it
I wanna play baseball on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
Wanna come home all covered in mud
My name is Alice and I'm a headcase
They practice making up on my face
I feel lucky if I get pants to wear
Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma'am won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
If I say I am I get it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma'am won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm... a... boy...
I'm... a... boy...
I'm... a... boy.