It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 f**ing presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 f**ing presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad'll s** me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my co*k
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f**ing hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f**ing hot dogs
And he sh**, sh**, sh** his pants
He's always f**ing sh** his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad'll s** me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my co*k
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again