Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
The self-made man who Mr. Burns saw on TV
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
You lost your chance when they made that dog a V.P
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
Now your another blob in Sector 7G
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
And you're annoyed, 'cause Homer's lacking a degree
You live above a bowling alley
And below one, too
Now you're Homer's enemy
You work so hard for everything
But he's still ahead of you
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
Did you know Homer's son, Bart, owns a factory?
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
While you're working overnight shifts at the foundry
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
I really wish you could see the look on your face
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
When Homer told you that he'd been to outer space
You live above a bowling alley
And below one, too
Now you're Homer's enemy
You work so hard for everything
But he's still ahead of you
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
You hatched a plot to prove that Homer's got no brains
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
But it backfired and your plan went up in flames
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
He ate your pencils and your lunch, so your insane
Hey, Grimey, hey, Grimey
You got electrocuted, now you're in a grave
You live above a bowling alley
And below one, too
You were Homer's enemy
You worked so hard for everything
But he's alive instead of you