Mai kuchh nahee karta hu, mere saath sab ho jaata hain
Log mujhase kehte hai, ke too kya karta hain
Aap hee bataao isame mai kya kar sakta hu
Aai aai ya susu susu, aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
Kahee bhee ho gaya susu susu, aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
Kabhee bhee ho gaya susu susu
Ek din school me jab gaya, cla** me pressure badh gaya
Teacher ko jaane do kaha, par usane no kaha
Tension mai sehne laga, jaane do kehne laga
Teacher kaa teaching ruk gaya, jab bench pe ho gaya
Aai aai ya susu susu, aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
Cla**room me ho gaya susu susu, aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
Chaddi me ho gaya susu susu
Aai aai ya susu susu, ek din picture me gaya
Waha bhee mujhako lag gaya, mai ??? jana hai kaha
Dad ne ruko kaha
Film kaa hero marr gaya, mai vilan se darr gaya
Picture bhee bich me ruk gaya, jab seat par ho gaya
Aai aai ya susu susu, aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
Theater me ho gaya susu susu, aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
Patlun me ho gaya susu susu
Aai aai ya kar diya susu susu - (2)
Aai aai ya susu susu