--male--
Aslam bhai, mere aslam bhai
Hey, aslam bhai, aslam bhai, aslam bhai
Dubai ka chashma, chin ki chaddi, aur irani chai
Aslam bhai
--chorus--
Mere aslam bhai
Ae, aslam bhai, aslam bhai, aslam bhai
--male--
Kachcha pakka teen sau bees udhaar ki beedi, haai
(Tera chehra qayamat hai
Arre, bollywood ki shaamat hai) - 2
Na tu nanga, na tu haqla, na tu ganja, aslam bhai
Haath mein bas paanch oongli, hero ban jaa aslam bhai
Madhui pachtaayegi, aishwariya karegi haai
Aslam bhai, aslam bhai
Ae, aslam bhai, aslam bhai, aslam bhai
--chorus--
Dubai ka chashma, chin ki chaddi, aur irani chai
--male--
Aankh mein teri magic hai
Chehra kitna tragic hai
Aankh mein teri magic hai
Hai, chehra kitna tragic hai
House full ke boat par tu muskuraana aslam bhai
Mafia se panga lena, na kabhi na aslam bhai
Aap ke bin sooni hogi filmi duniya haai
--chorus--
Aslam bhai, mere aslam bhai
Aslam bhai, aslam bhai, aslam bhai
Dubai ka chashma, chin ki chaddi, aur irani chai